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Kung Fu Pussy

2012 AVN Award Nominee for Best Comedy.

2012 AVN Award Nominee for Best Screenplay.

2012 AVN Award Nominee for Best Director - Feature.

2012 AVN Award Nominee for Best Music Soundtrack.

Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, and Kleio are three ninjas who all individually posses something very special; Joanna has the iron ass... Jessie Lee carries the dragon tits... and Kleio owns the lotus pussy. Together, they are the only ones who hold the power to seek vengeance on the evil Emperor, Deen Wang. Through proper ninja training - and some fucking-and-sucking along the way - these three slutty ninjas can - and will - kick some ass!

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Editor's Review


Since next week we are going Christmas crazy (and Hanukkah hog wild – sorry, I had to), I figured today I should review something totally different. You know, different like Kung Fu Pussy. Along with being something super random in the face of holiday cheer, this Burning Angel newbie is also nominated for 4 AVN awards, including Best Comedy, Best Music Soundtrack, Best Screenplay and Best Director – Feature (Go Joanna, Go!). Even without all those accolades, I knew I needed to watch this alt flick. I mean really, look at the cover. Amazing.

As is Burning Angel tradition, this movie is laden with super sexy tattooed badasses. But along with the same old, KFP (had to shorten it) features Kleio, Jessie Lee and Joanna Angel as a trio of women that all encompass a specific ninja power that needs the other two to make it all the more powerful. Kleio, with her Lotus Pussy, Jessie and her Dragon Tits, and Joanna’s Iron Ass must together fight the evil that is Emperor Deen Wang! The only catch is that the trio doesn’t seem to like each other very much.

It’s only when Deen Wang (James Deen) murders their beloved teacher, the women know they must join their own separate powers to master the only move that will defeat Deen Wang – the ASS SLAM. After intensive training, the trio head out to find Deen Wang and actually end up in his prison. But not to worry, soon the escape and fight His Evilness himself. Guess who’s mastered the Ass Slam!?! Goodbye Deen Wang!

My favorite scene of the movie actually doesn’t involve any of the Kung Fu Pussies. It’s scene 3, between evil Emperor Deen Wang and sex slave Dana DeArmond. They “role play” that he is an evil villain and she is a sex slave (oh, that Burning Angel humor), and DeArmond gets the pounding of a lifetime. It’s so very obvious that she is doing some serious getting off and thoroughly enjoying herself. Shit, she even starts pulling her own hair during an explosive orgasm. Man, that is some hot action! This whole movie is awesome, but this scene is especially one to watch.

Two thumbs up for this great alt feature. It definitely lives up to its much deserved AVN noms!




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